Have you ever noticed those few words people add to their forum signatures? Sometimes they tell us about stuff they like, dislike, love, hate plus something that defines them. But there is also this trend, that some users like to add jokes or funny notes to their signatures, so that everyone else in the forum, who gets to read them is driven to "ROFL"..
Today's subject is not about every type of joke but the ones that a computer maniac would enjoy more.. Remember, this blog is mainly dedicated to techies like me.. So here, I've made a collection of nice signatures that would mostly attract that kind of people.. They mainly come from OCN. (Overclock.net) Normal people might not understand much of the sense of humor in them, but anyway.. I hope that if I don't make you laugh.. at least I'll make you smile..
Here they are...:
1. Originally Posted by dalteezy
I am new to overclock.net. I am from States United and I can has info on computers
now whts this thermal paste ?
3. Originally Posted by SpookedJunglist
Turns out naming the Servers after transformers has caused Starscream to fight with Megatron over who is the best server.
4. Originally Posted by EMP7Y
Your brother is quite obviously a new type of computer virus... but it also affects hardware
5. Originally Posted by Newbie2009
I did not read the article & I have an urge to write something stupid, but looks like I have been beaten to it by a lot of other people.
6. Originally Posted by F1ForFrags
Companies don't understand that you can screw the console market all you want, but when you screw with the PC Gamers, we just crack it.
9. Originally Posted by TheArchfiend
I punished my gay Mac by making it download straight porn for an entire year non-stop.
10. Originally Posted by Richard Chan
BTW,
MACs using Bootcamp to use PC software is like a white guy trying act black.
11. Originally Posted by Maris
i use 1280x1024 (19') full hd philips monitor which is perfect for gaming
13. Originally Posted by CryWin
Using a quad core octocore with Linux is like putting a V8 on a tricycle
Using a quad core octocore with Linux is like putting a V8 on a tricycle
14. Originally Posted by Pir
Don't you have an AMD pen lying around somewhere? They write a bit slower but at least they always do.
15. Originally Posted by Hephasteus
CPU's used to have to do more work, they were fighting off wolves with flyswatters, today they are swatting at flys with bazookas.
CPU's used to have to do more work, they were fighting off wolves with flyswatters, today they are swatting at flys with bazookas.
"Funny Dog Pictures requires that you type your password"
OSX User:Hurr Durr , OK
OSX User:
17. Originally Posted by Djghost454
Titanic ring any bells? Say something will never happen and BAM!
18. Originally Posted by Supacasey
Holy crap I'm still shaking... I was benching my 280's... And my PSU just started to... BLOW THE $%#@ UP. It was like firecrackers in my freaking case! Smoke started spewing out of the back!
Holy crap I'm still shaking... I was benching my 280's... And my PSU just started to... BLOW THE $%#@ UP. It was like firecrackers in my freaking case! Smoke started spewing out of the back!
19. Originally Posted by sotorious
I would love to have a 980x but i have my limits. I almost fainted when i bought the 5970
I would love to have a 980x but i have my limits. I almost fainted when i bought the 5970
20. Originally Posted by k4m1k4z3
LOL, evolution proves nothing. It is a theory that has been denied by its author, and it is slowly being proved wrong.
LOL, evolution proves nothing. It is a theory that has been denied by its author, and it is slowly being proved wrong.
23. Originally Posted by aSl33pR0
I'm no expert and having not read any of the posts above this, In my opinion, I believe there is something wrong with your rig.
I'm no expert and having not read any of the posts above this, In my opinion, I believe there is something wrong with your rig.
Yours, aSl33pR0
24. Originally Posted by Matthew_Rocz
Sorry if the Pix are LQ, Took with my Cell Phone,
25. LMAO meaning :
Originally Posted by Tainok
Come on now, seriously? Every time you type that, DOES YOUR ASS LITERALLY FALL OFF?
Originally Posted by Tainok
Come on now, seriously? Every time you type that, DOES YOUR ASS LITERALLY FALL OFF?
I didn't think so.
Answer:
Originally Posted by Chunky_Chimp
Yes it does. I just put it back on, though, but only so I can laugh it off again. I have to keep it taped on to do the #2, though.
25. Originally Posted by liberalelephant
Prisoner A: "What did you do to get in here?"
jshay: "I tried to sell a CPU on craigslist and this noob called me a scammer, so I made a thread on OCN and they traced his IP address, then someone murdered him"
Prisoner A: "Bend over"
jshay: "I tried to sell a CPU on craigslist and this noob called me a scammer, so I made a thread on OCN and they traced his IP address, then someone murdered him"
Prisoner A: "Bend over"
26. Originally Posted by T3h_Ch33z_Muncha
yo dawg i herd u leik patching so i put a patch in your patch so you can patch while you patch.
27. Originally Posted by MrDeodorant
Yeah, that'll win hearts and minds. Nothing says "Yay democracy" like having your neighbourhood torched.
28. Originally Posted by d3v0
It's galaxy, he has a better shot getting an RMA from Jesus himself haha
30. Originally Posted by Shane1244
Maybe I can come over to your house and we can play some SuperPi? Then later on we can set up a LAN and play 3D Mark Vantage?
Maybe I can come over to your house and we can play some SuperPi? Then later on we can set up a LAN and play 3D Mark Vantage?
31. Android Ninja on CPU Heat Sinks:
"i was using an old AMD cooler and I held in on there with twist ties that you find on like loaves of bread"
"i was using an old AMD cooler and I held in on there with twist ties that you find on like loaves of bread"
32. Originally Posted by holtzman
Computer viruses are like herpes. You never think in a million years you'd get one... Till you do.
Computer viruses are like herpes. You never think in a million years you'd get one... Till you do.
34. Originally Posted by frien
That's all very well, but how does it [GTX 470] perform in windows 95?
35. Originally Posted by Clorox
about babies: can you overclock babies 0.o??????? I'd totally overclock my baby, then try to voltmod it or something.
36. Originally Posted by Marin
I stared at him, not breaking eye contact, and silently let him know that if he waited around any longer he would soon be telling his friends that he lost his virginity to a display keyboard.
That's all very well, but how does it [GTX 470] perform in windows 95?
35. Originally Posted by Clorox
about babies: can you overclock babies 0.o??????? I'd totally overclock my baby, then try to voltmod it or something.
36. Originally Posted by Marin
I stared at him, not breaking eye contact, and silently let him know that if he waited around any longer he would soon be telling his friends that he lost his virginity to a display keyboard.
"The Way it............. BSOD
150$ to order little tiny people to go around destroy/defend other tiny people or buildings that blow up and stuff, a good story of course to sweeten the deal, maybe a little multiplayer to player with other tiny people, and of course bonus little people content
id tap that.
40. Originally Posted by funky882
i can still turn the computer on, it just catches on fire when i do...
41. Originally Posted by Eska
all i see is a stupid chip that i dont have
42. Originally Posted by AlexTheBlue
Ah, I see you're running the new Trollware 49.3, how's that working out for you?
all i see is a stupid chip that i dont have
42. Originally Posted by AlexTheBlue
Ah, I see you're running the new Trollware 49.3, how's that working out for you?
44. Originally Posted by Skylit
ATI grows each one of their GPU's till their ripe enough to produce amazing graphics.
Nvidia fired too many people and they can't keep up with the crops this year.
45. Originally Posted by Miki, re Boxxy
She's totally adorable, who could not like her? I know, I know, some find her annoying. But, I think they are just boring so their opinions don't count.
46. Originally Posted by Krunk_Kracker
...I ended up handing out infractions like I was dealing cards in
47. Originally Posted by FuNkDrSpOt
The only time I'd ever pay $150 for a game is if it was HL3 and it came with a crowbar and a license to kill.
The only time I'd ever pay $150 for a game is if it was HL3 and it came with a crowbar and a license to kill.
48. Originally Posted by Inuyasha1771
I hate it when they are like " LET'S WATCH A MOVIE >=3" and you're like "No, it's 6 PM, I just got off work, I need to overclock." and they can't relate. Give me a girl who overclocks, and I'll give you a miracle.
49. Originally Posted by dracotonisamond
the day will soon come that my computer will get me food WHILE it plays crysis.
the day will soon come that my computer will get me food WHILE it plays crysis.
50. Originally Posted by Rayzer76
I drove 65 miles yesterday for that 920 from micro center. It was my first time there. My jaw dropped and i didn't want to leave. I wish we brought lunch, i could have sat there and just inspected every case and mobo they had.
This is where i want to go to die.....
51. Originally Posted by Ecchi-BANZAII!!!
Do YOU want realism? stab yourself in the leg, then jump off a seven story building and use the knife on the person below and scream HEAD SHOT! without breaking a sweat
52. Originally Posted by SZayat
QTF, I'm facing some painful bottlenecks with solitaire. & BTW Minesweeper is unplayable.
54. Originally Posted by _02
Well it's just the principle that if there is infinity of space, there is inherently an infinity of possibilities for planets and life.
Given infinity, this also means that there is a planet somewhere with plants that look EXACTLY like Core i7 systems in HAF cases, but they all give off coca-cola flavored gasses and sing american show tunes.
Well it's just the principle that if there is infinity of space, there is inherently an infinity of possibilities for planets and life.
Given infinity, this also means that there is a planet somewhere with plants that look EXACTLY like Core i7 systems in HAF cases, but they all give off coca-cola flavored gasses and sing american show tunes.
56. Originally Posted by Steve Wozniak:
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
57. Originally Posted by T3h_Ch33z_Muncha
there's just bugs in their patch so they need to patch their patch before they release the patch
58. Originally Posted by cl04k3d
Someone please explain to me why I am up at 5am on overclock.net!
Reply:
Originally Posted by CrazyHeaven
How about you explain to me why I'm up at 5am reading your up at 5am post?
59. Originally Posted by jshay
Well since you jammed it in 1 way and bent it whichever way. Can you stick it in and jam it back the other way?
Well since you jammed it in 1 way and bent it whichever way. Can you stick it in and jam it back the other way?
60. Originally Posted by Zawarudo
"Pro gamers are 60 year old fighter pilots"
"Pro gamers are 60 year old fighter pilots"
That's all folks!
I know they are not all funny.. but some really are..
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